As well as our public events, monthly parties and pop-up appearances, WMCJ is also available for private hire. We’ve done weddings, birthdays, corporate events, album launches, press nights and many other occasion for major clients like ASOS, Basement Jaxx, Hackney Empire, We Are Amplify and others.

We work directly with clients to produce unique dining experiences in all kind of environments, previous events have included us providing drinks, entertainment and dressing the space to make sure people have the most enjoyable experience possible.

But enough from us, lets hear from some of the people who’ve gone the WMCJ way:


The Sherratt’s Wedding –  A 5 course banquet for 150 guests at a stately home in Somerset.

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Mark & Hayley Sherratt – “We used WMCJ to cater our wedding and they were amazing. From organising everything superbly including an amazing meal with fantastic deserts to providing a wonderful cheese board to getting personalised menus made, everything was perfect. So good that they were called in after we finished eating and revived a standing ovation from all the guests, ever been to a wedding were that has happened before? Me neither. Do not hesitate to book them for your event.”


Farhana’s Supersweet Twenty-Something – A casual rooftop BBQ with a WMCJ Menu

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Farhana Bhula –  “WMCJ bring the best food and vibes to any party. For my birthday they prepared a unique gourmet bbq menu consisting of mouth-wateringly delicious mains and sides, and set up on a sunny London rooftop with their trusty grill Tallulah. Friendly, consummate professionals, and impeccably stylish, WMCJ bring so much more to the table than deliciously tasty food. ”


Rosie Fest 2014 – A festival themed 21st birthday where WMCJ provided the food, curated the entertainment and took care of all the show production, supplied cocktails and a team of staff.

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Rosie Lovell – “White Men Can’t Jerk were able to provide an outstanding all round service to enable my party to run successfully with all guests thoroughly enjoying themselves. They organised live band performances and entertainment and took away the stress of bringing together all these different components. They also provided guidance into additional services we could have for the event and was really helpful when it came to booking and arranging these. The food they served at the party was phenomenal and was loved by all. The way in which the cocktails were presented was unique and exciting and everyone commented on how delicious they were. Thank you very much for making my party amazing, I would highly recommend White Men Can’t Jerk to anyone who is looking for a unique twist on their event.”

Andy Lovell – “We were over the moon with the service you guys provided us with. The entertainment was superb, food delicious, and your overall organisation and delivery was perfect. You massively added to the event which was thoroughly enjoyed by one and all. The team you brought were great fun,polite and engaging and I thought blended in perfectly.”


Hyponik’s Dodgeball Disco – Music industry social event with a WMCJ menu and free WMCJ gifts

Hannah @ Hyponik – “We hired White Men Can’t Jerk to cater an industry social based on a good recommendation.The service they provided was nothing short of sensational. The food was fresh, tasty and hot! Their homemade jerk sauce packs the fire. The guys are wonderful to deal with and needless to say they will be catering all of our events moving forward…” 


The Hackney Empire, Rudy’s Rare Records, Press & Guests Performance – WMCJ Canapés for 200

Lorraine Wood @ Hackney Empire –  “We used White Men Can’t Jerk for the first time to cater for a post show party. We were really impressed by the service and the variety of different food that came out, this included beautiful salt fish fritters and Jerk halloumi, everything was so full of flavour and tasted delicious. Needless to say the food was a big hit with our cast and guests alike.”


All our chefs and staff are trained in the most up-to-date food safety and hygiene legislation, we uphold rigorous health and safety procedures and hold all neccessary permits and insurances. If you’re interested in discussing a private hire please email [email protected] or call 07878529514.